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  1. Considerer
    Considerer March 24, 2015 at 4:10 am | | Reply

    *dying laughing* and THIS is why I will never go for a massage. I had one. Once. In a spa. It was WEIRD. And strokey, not massagey. And the girl had a cold and kept having to stop to blow her nose and I was SO WORRIED her nose was going to drip on me…

  2. Michelle
    Michelle March 24, 2015 at 5:19 am | | Reply

    HAHAHAH…omg..this is perfect.

    I love this so much and it is terribly accurate! What the hell IS Reiki anyway?

  3. Annie
    Annie March 24, 2015 at 10:28 am | | Reply

    UM…. AWKWARD. Did this actually happen? Oh. My. Gawd. I would have died. I hate getting massages in the first place, but this level of awkwardness would have forced me to shoot myself in the foot just to relieve the awkwardness. I can’t even… Just… WOW.

  4. Rena McDaniel
    Rena McDaniel March 25, 2015 at 5:45 am | | Reply

    This is so hilarious and one of the many, many reasons I don’t go to a masseuse!

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