Pine nuts are delicious — except when they make everything else taste like crap! The Pine Mouth Predicament.
If you haven’t read Part One of this story — you can find it here. As we left the gallery on our way to the tango class, The Libertarian suggested I leave my car in the parking lot and we climbed into his convertible – some of us more gracefully than others. Who the hell […]
“Hi. There is a movie showing tonight in your town that is important to me, as I am a film noir fan and rarely get to see it on the big screen. There is an 8:15pm show tonight only. Please be my guest!” That was the first message I received from The Libertarian through my […]
One of my secret pleasures is to eat saltine crackers, slathered with butter. The only thing better is hot French bread, slathered with butter. I think the key here is that the carbohydrate product needs to be slathered with butter. Unless it is graham crackers – then I like them slathered with vanilla frosting. So, […]
One of the pictures I have in my profile on my online dating site was taken on Halloween. I’m wearing my witch’s costume, complete with a tall, glamorous, feather-trimmed witch’s hat. I’m all about the accessories, y’all. I thought the picture was a way to convey that I have a playful side – or a […]
I was overcharged at The Body Shop the other day. A few years back, I fell in love with their White Musk Libertine scent and they discontinued it before Christmas, so I was excited when I saw a couple of baskets FULL of the stuff on the sale table at The Body Shop for $5 […]
When I was a teenager, I made it my mission to be horrible. I was as contrary as possible, I challenged authority at every opportunity, I excelled in getting mediocre grades every year, ditched school when I had the chance, and I hung out past my curfew with inappropriate people – drinking liquor I did not […]
I love stories. When I was a kid, I remember listening raptly while my second grade teacher read us our daily chapter of Where the Red Fern Grows or Old Yeller (I’m not sure why all the books were about a boy and his dog(s), or why my teacher liked to make us cry by […]
I thought we had discussed this in the past and had come to an understanding, my ovary named Lori — but apparently, I need to put my foot down!
Last month, I read the profile of a guy on my dating website and was intrigued. The tagline on his profile was, “Do you like to laugh?” Well….yes I do! A sense of humor is very important to me! I went on to read more and found that he seemed intelligent and we shared a […]